? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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