i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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