i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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