you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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