Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
