woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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