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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Damn victory sex feels great
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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