I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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