I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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