look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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