4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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