4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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