Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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