I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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