Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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