I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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