What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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