It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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