I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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