I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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