some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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