Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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