P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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