remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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