he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
