Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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