DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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