If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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