Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Randomize
