she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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