are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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