can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize