bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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