So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
