I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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