Sry I called you an 8
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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