Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
someone threw a dead crab at me
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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