I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
