whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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