your thong is hanging out like whoa
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
