it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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