I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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