Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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