Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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