I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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