thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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