The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize