I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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