Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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