is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My penis needs a shock collar
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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