Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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