Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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