what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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