just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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