I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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