i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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