Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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