You made me cry and you don't even care
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
