Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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